clayforthedevil

Bahorel grins. "I don't think even Joly could blame me if you manage to break your ribs on a paintbrush. Give in to the artistic impulse, if it moves you. It's good for the soul, and it might even improve the walls. Unless there's a more urgent reason for this visit-- is there a fire? A meeting? Has the furniture in your room come to life and began attacking, and you come looking for weaponry?"

...That last one probably isn't impossible in Milliways.,